Windsor-style Swivel Bar Stools

Two Chairs Walk Into a Bar... (And they never want to leave!)

Are you tired of standing in your own kitchen like a peasant? Do you enjoy the feeling of spinning in circles until you’re slightly dizzy but still need to reach the chips?

I’m selling this pair of Heavy-Duty Windsor Swivel Stools. These aren't that flimsy "assembly required" Swedish particle board; these are solid wood, built to survive three house moves and at least one rowdy game night.

Why you need them:

• 360-Degree Swivel: Perfect for ignoring people on both sides of the kitchen island.

• Contoured Backs: Ergonomic enough to make you feel supported while you contemplate your life choices over a bowl of cereal.

• Height: High enough to keep the dog from stealing your plate, low enough that you won't need a parachute to get down.

• Vibe: "I have my life together, but I also appreciate a good country breakfast."